!Conspiracy! I Do Declare!

Bowie is Reincarnated Poodle

Over the weekend scientists found startling evidence to suggest that David Bowie, british pop star, is the reincarnation of beloved pet poodle, Delores Beauty II. Using state of the art Digital Image Analysis (DIA) experts concluded Bowie's hair to be sufficiently similar to that of the deceaced dog and have declared official "Reincarnated Status." Scientists are eagerly awaiting folical samples for conclusive DNA evidence. But for now DIA evidence is absolute.